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#61 sashimi

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Posted 20 May 2014 - 11:22 AM

he looked to the left, and looked to the right, when he looked behind him, he couldn't believe his eyes...


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Posted 20 May 2014 - 12:20 PM

He saw pictures of his ancestors hanging on the wall...


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Posted 21 May 2014 - 12:33 AM

He wondered, did he choose the right path of becoming a swordie or was he meant to be something else???

 

 

**hmm.. story's getting serious! lol**


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Posted 21 May 2014 - 03:16 AM

***yeah, seriously hilarious... thanks to you... hahaha...

 

 

He asked the chief cleric about the pictures on the wall...


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Posted 21 May 2014 - 04:22 AM

The chief cleric said that those portraits hung were portraits of all the porn stars of old.

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 05:20 AM

His cheeks began to turn red, feeling both proud yet ashamed at the same time...


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Posted 21 May 2014 - 05:20 AM

He shouts aloud, "AM I REALLY RELATED TO THEM?"


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Posted 21 May 2014 - 06:02 AM

Then the cleric said, "Give in to the dark side"


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Posted 21 May 2014 - 10:49 AM

The prince replied, "I am afraid that I can't, for an orchiectomy was performed at birth."

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:15 AM

The priestess was shocked with this revalation and ran out of the cathedral....


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#71 Jaleah

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:30 AM

Off-topic: Kinda hilarious how he an orchiectomy was performed at birth, but kolja mentioned the prince cut of his penis and it turned into a banana....also how the priestess turned into a queen of the monkeys but yet called a priestess. Some crazy ass story-telling going up in here...lmfao.

The embarrassed prince looked at the cleric hoping to find some comfort...

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 11:41 AM

***yeah... several misleading lines... hahaha... anyways, continuing the fun...

 

The cleric gave him a pat on the shoulder then said, "I know how you feel my son"


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Posted 21 May 2014 - 12:19 PM

"I too share your long kept secret" added the cleric.

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Posted 21 May 2014 - 12:22 PM

Suddenly, the earth trembled...


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Posted 22 May 2014 - 01:30 AM

**LMAO -- when I included the wiz in the story, I was hoping he'd be recruited to the party!**

 

And the wind blew... there were thunder and lightning "What's going on??" yelled the prince to the cleric


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Posted 22 May 2014 - 03:09 AM

**yeah, what happened to the wiz? hahaha...

 

"It's the prophecy!!!" exclaimed the cleric


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Posted 23 May 2014 - 01:15 AM

I hope it’s ok to do this fap…

 

The story’s effin hilarious if you read the whole thing so I am posting the whole story until the most recent :D

 

A young prince left their castle to explore the outside world. But then he realized that it was too scary so he decided to go back inside the castle. Unfortunately, the gates were already locked from the inside. He found a sword on the floor but the sword was rusted and broken.

 

He took the sword and went to the nearest merchant hoping it will cost a thousand zennies. Unfortunately he wasn't able to sell the sword because the merchant is drunk Then he figure God was trying to hint him to slaughter someone with the sword

 

After much contemplation, he enters a tavern seeking for adventurers that will venture forth with him on his journey. Then he approached an old man sitting in the corner The young prince was surprised when the old man easily revealed his presence as he spoke, "I have wandered many great lands and seen with my own eyes how a wild barbarian from the chaotic lands of the north used her knowledge with a handful or strange materials to put to shame the healing crafts of talented arcane scholars, and how a stone beard once quaffed a potion and the weapons of his enemies bent off of his impenetrable hide, but why have you ventured outside the safety of your royal guards, my young prince?"

 

The prince didn't have the chance to answer as the old man changed into a giant beast. The prince instinctively drew and brandished his rusty sword as the frost giant unveiled right before his eyes holding a manchet on the giant's left hand and mutton on the right. Then suddenly a woman wearing a white cloak named Jaleah appeared before their very eyes. And grabbed the mutton from the giant's right hand.

 

Jaleah used the mutton and slapped Bleevie silly, knocking him unconscious, stealing his clothes and armor, so she can better cloth her exposed body. As soon as Jaleah stripped Bleevie's clothes she was shocked to see no one, it seems that Bleevie is invisible or doesn't even exist, but little didn't know that Bleevie already stripped Jaleah's entire clothing leaving her nothing but a pair of earrings.

 

After seeing Jaleah like that the Prince and the Giant's nose bleed making them lose a large amount of blood. Jaleah quaffed an invisibility potion and sped off never to be seen or heard again! Unfortunately, she left one of her earrings which contained her DNA which the prince planned to use to clone her Unfortunately, it will take another 20 millenia before man ever discovers biotechnology.

 

Again, the prince continued his journey with a goal, to find a time machine. but then the prince just noticed.  the rusted sword he was holding a while ago turns into a banana. The Giant suddenly caught up to the Prince's travel and both decided to be friends so the giant introduced his self saying

 

Giant: Hi! Sorry for the trouble awhile ago

Prince: /no1, btw whats your real name?

Giant: "Musica"

Prince: Hi there Musica!

 

Then the giant asked if he could have half of the Prince's banana. Upon hearing the Giant's statement, the banana reverted to it's original form. The giant started to cry because of disappointment.. Then the prince pat him on his shoulder. right after the hand of the prince touches the shoulder of the giant,  the giant suddenly disappears. poof!!  

 

the giant turned into a banana, A giant banana.

 

then the prince cut his own penis for him to have dual sword!!! banana and penis sword. unfortunately the sword is soft in nature due to the pre existing illness the prince had, erectile dysfunction Then ir0nhide came into the scene and grab the sword and used his powers to make the sword very matigas(hard), He then used the sword to rescue his princess LollyBerry from the Evil Abyssmal Poring Knight In the attempt of fighting with the evil abysmal, player ir0nhide encounter skill bug, unable to shield mastery causing his HP drastically decreased

 

The prince came to the knight's rescue, distracting evil abysmal by brandishing his giant banana. The Abyssmal Knight, in his poring form became easily distracted by the banana, and started to behave more like a Pet Poring becoming submissive to the prince. Then the Prince suddenly got hungry so he ate the banana. Unfortunately, this had a side effect and made the Prince transform.

 

A priestess passed by and almost fainted by what she saw

 

The price was shocked when he saw the priestess fainted. Little did he know, some big monkeys in cape are lurking behind him. The big monkeys grabbed the prince as the priestess transformed into their queen.The queen slapped jasminrice's monkey for calling Jaleah a Nanny. Jasmin rice revised it to Guardian Angel. The queen then gave her crest to jasminerice for protection on his upcoming quest. The prince graciously accepted the crest and created a party for his quest

 

Along the way, the prince saw 5 Orc Warriors chasing a Poring.

 

And an acoloyte chasing the orc warriors, the prince wonder if the acolyte would like to join him..

 

But the acolyte didn't notice the prince who was running behind to invite him because he was too busy chasing the Orc Warriors that was chasing the Poring who stole his apple.

 

Meanwhile, the poring runs for his life as he contemplates on what he has done, but no matter, the apple was for his sick daughter little did they know that the apple was a product of The Witch in Snow White.

 

Finally the Orcs caught up with the poor Poring The prince witnessed the old poring struggle with all his might until the prince just heard a loud *plop* sound and saw a big jellopy on the ground. Having witnessed that, the prince, engulfed with rage, suddenly went to Berzerk mode.

 

The priestess admiringly supported the prince, casting defense *blessing* *agility* *angelus* and *heal* *heal*...

 

The prince activated his Two-Hand Quicken then vigorously casted Bowling Bash to the Orc Warriors. out of nowhere came a meteor shower And it blasted right in the middle of the raging prince and the orcs Since the priestess was very skilled, the prince was summoned just in time And to the prince's surprise, he was inside a cathedral...

 

he looked to the left, and looked to the right, when he looked behind him, he couldn't believe his eyes...

 

He saw pictures of his ancestors hanging on the wall...

He wondered, did he choose the right path of becoming a swordie or was he meant to be something else???

 

 He asked the chief cleric about the pictures on the wall. The chief cleric said that those portraits hung were portraits of all the porn stars of old. His cheeks began to turn red, feeling both proud yet ashamed at the same time..

 

He shouts aloud, "AM I REALLY RELATED TO THEM?"

 

Then the cleric said, "Give in to the dark side"

 

The prince replied, "I am afraid that I can't, for an orchiectomy was performed at birth."

 

The priestess was shocked with this revalation and ran out of the cathedral.. The embarrassed prince looked at the cleric hoping to find some comfort.

 

The cleric gave him a pat on the shoulder then said, "I know how you feel my son" "I too share your long kept secret" added the cleric. Suddenly, the earth trembled.. And the wind blew... there were thunder and lightning "What's going on??" yelled the prince to the cleric

 

"It's the prophecy!!!" exclaimed the cleric

 

to be continued...


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Posted 23 May 2014 - 01:16 AM

OMG I have so many questions!! hahahahaha!! and to carry on..

 

"Prophecy?! Prophecy?? WHat the fuck are you talking about, old man?? I'm like so confused, like, you know!"


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Posted 23 May 2014 - 02:12 AM

OT:  LMFAO!  A pretty long and funny story, I wonder if jasminerice will ever publish this for his next book?  So many involved players in the story already....hell, even the prince's name was revealed.

 

The cleric casted "Silence" on the jasminerice and said, "You must return the banana to WhiteSashimi's mouth or face...."


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Posted 23 May 2014 - 08:19 AM

OT: Yeah and what happened to the prince's real goal which is to find a time machine? I kinda missed that part, I didn't know he had a goal! LOL! And Jaleah, you're good at remembering ign! OMG I just became part of the story LMAO! :ph34r:

 

Confused jasminrice was baffled.. he thought.. "who the hell is WhiteSashimi?!"

 

.. :D :D :D


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